Making JAWS funnier…

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All Shark Week banter coming at ya over the next few days!

Stumbled across this one. Below is a relatively clever play on words utilizing the actual script of JAWS but replacing the word “shark” in any given line with “Jimmy Page“.

No disrespect to Led Zeppelin, but are you shitting me? Disappointing…like the prom and my actual life

“Understand you’re having a little Jimmy Page trouble.”

“Don’t know what that bastard Jimmy Page’s gonna do with it. Might eat it I suppose.”

“So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out. The Jimmy Page took the rest, June 29, 1945.”

“You see a barracuda, everyone says, ‘Huh? What?’ You yell ‘Jimmy Page,’ we’ve got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July.”

“Why don’t we have one more drink and go down there and cut that Jimmy Page open?”

“All this machine does is swim and eat and make little Jimmy Pages.”

“In recent days a cloud has appeared on the horizon at this beautiful resort community; a cloud in the shape of a killer Jimmy Page.”

“And the idea was, Jimmy Page comes to the nearest man, that man, he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’, sometime’s the Jimmy Page go away, sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometime’s that Jimmy Page he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. And another thing about Jimmy Page. He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites you.”

“I’m not saying that this is not Jimmy Page. It probably is, Martin. It probably is.”

“You go inside the cage, cage goes into the water, you go in the water, Jimmy Page in the water; our Jimmy Page?”

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High hopes that were just not met…like the prom or my real life (damnit, this hurts when I really think about it).

Point being is I love this idea for a funny game (likely a drinking game) but couldn’t you have done better than “Jimmy Page”?

I have some submissions that I believe make this more clever….

Replace the word ‘shark(s)’ with….

– Clown
– Meth/Meth heads
– Midget
– Smurf
– Circus Freak
– NAZI
– Carson Daly
– Pubic Lice

Give it a shot.

What do you got?  I know you can all do better as well?

BONUS FOOTAGE: JAWS in 30 seconds via cartoon bunnies, http://www.angryalien.com/0804/jawsbunnies.asp

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About Frank McCabe

Frank McCabe is an avid relaxer and Chinese food (i.e. Mai Tai) connoisseur. When he is not tending to his 'real' job, his wife and three children, Frank escapes reality by writing and inventing anything "funny" that pops in his head. With a Bachelors degree in Silliness, Frank subscribes to the theory that life is short...and, well, that kinda sucks, doesn't it? In his downtime Frank enjoys skinny skiing and going to bullfights on acid. @fhmccabe

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