” Bloody lips and cherry wine
Moonshine in your hair
Just keep staring at the sun
Pray for summer’s end”
– Foo Fighters
Christmas? Pretty good.
Birthday? It’s OK.
Thanksgiving? Getting warmer.
No, the best day of the year is Back to School Day!
High Fives all around, TB!!!
That glorious September morning when we usher off our little cherubs to annoy a new pack of adults for 6 hours per day. Many Moms and Dads wax sadly about the end of summer and all the fun and great times they had with their kids during their warm weather hitus from their pencils and books. With all due respect; piss off people. I’ll offer up the gratuitous “I love my kids more than anything” blah blah blah crap so none of you dinks call DSS on me, but if I am being truthful (as all you parents should be about this subject), back to school day is. just. awesome.
Not sure about you, but by the dog days of summer, my kids are in need of the structure of school, the discipline of homework and simply just need to be the hell away from us.
To my teacher friends, thank you. You are doing God’s work. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to freshen up my wife’s Manhattan.
See ya suckas, don’t forget your lunch boxes!