Grab the popcorn, folks, cause this is gonna be fun.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Orenthal James “OJ” Simpson has joined Twitter. (ok, that was a link to my feed – just click “Follow” and we will move on)
To follow the REAL Juice, here it is TheRealOJ32
And faster that you can utter the phrase “If the glove don’t fit, you must….” OJ has over 600,000 followers!
Wow. What does that say about the world? Simple, we all want to be entertained and I have a hunch ol’ #32 will bring that to the ‘Sphere. So far, OJ has posted three short selfie videos. The very first one is most intriguing when he proclaims he’s “got a little getting even to do…”
And what do you mean by that does that mean, Mr. Simpson?
Also, how about the fact he makes this big announcement almost exactly 25 years to the day he was alleged (and I by alleged, we all know he did it) to have brutally murdered two people. We see what you are doing Juice.
But that doesn’t mean we can’t take a stab (oops) at mocking this new gift granted to our social media lives.
So let join in the revelry with some early ones I have heard,…
“OJ will be using Slashtags instead of Hashtags”
“Surprised he didn’t use the handle @IDidIt”
“His first follower was the LA Police Department.”
“Sure, OJ is on Twitter but that is not gonna drag me away from Judge Ito’s Instagram”
“OJ and Twitter go together like a hunting knife and leather gloves.”
And the jokes could go one forever. Won’t even begin the long line of Kardashian quips that could be made (yet).
So, highly suggest you give the 71 year old future Hell of Famer a follow. Its sure to be interesting.
Personally, I prefer to remember ‘the-pre-double-murder-silly-clumsy-Naked Gun Nordberg’ OJ Simpson
P.S. Imagine that fact that OJ isn’t even the worst guy in this picture?
P.P.S. My Dad said “he was a nice guy” when he met him earlier this year BUT I am also pretty sure OJ gave him cancer. Can’t prove it.