POLL: How many beers would it take, fellas?

A.  0-3 (Seek counciling.  Strongly consider suicide)

B. 3-6 (Develop some alcohol tolerance, Nancy…or Caitlyn)

C. 6-10 (Nope, you’re still not getting a pass)

D. 10+ (OK, maybe just some light ‘petting’?  Maybe)

E.  No amount would do the trick (Liar.  We all have a #)