A. 0-3 (Seek counciling. Strongly consider suicide)
B. 3-6 (Develop some alcohol tolerance, Nancy…or Caitlyn)
C. 6-10 (Nope, you’re still not getting a pass)
D. 10+ (OK, maybe just some light ‘petting’? Maybe)
E. No amount would do the trick (Liar. We all have a #)
Can I Be Frank & Crew? 